Redefined Definitions ( Funny Definations )

Redefined Definitions..
1. ATOM BOMB :An invention 2 end all inventions

2. BOSS :Someone who is early when you are late & late when you are early
3. CIGARETTE :A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool at the other
4. DIVORCE :Future tense of marriage
5. DOCTOR :A person who kills your ills by pills & then kills you by bills
6. LECTURE :The art of transferring a conscious