Top 10 reasons to still consider attending UC Davis
1. Performance art spreading throughout campus
2. Chancellor will be doing student laundry for next five years
3. Buy a van with a satellite dish, get free parking anywhere on campus
4. Work study program has many alternative career paths including sign makers, tent cleaning, socialism club treasurer, etc.
5. Our logo found on more artwork than any school in country
6. Free housing in the quad
7. Students determine which professors get tenure
8. Police nowhere to be found, even for huge parties
9. New majors in "Crisis Mismanagement" and "Silent Movie Making"
10. Like a building - it is yours.
10. Like a building - it is yours.
