Friday, May 18, 2012

Vanessa Hudgens gets a neck tattoo



Vanessa Hudgens, star of High School Musical and one of my biggest celebrity crushes, entered the “poor life choices” club via getting herself a neck tattoo– a butterfly, in case it couldn’t be anymore embarrassing.
I’m sure that, like every other hot 20 year-old girl who gets a stupid tattoo, she has some incredibly dull, long-winded story about “what it means to her”
Pretty sad to see my girl Vanessa in the same club as crust punks, gangster, dudes who are in bands, and other losers/outcasts, but hardly surprising given the strong correlation between fame as a Disney starlet and turning into a spectacular trainwreck by 21.
Say what you want about him, but I really admire Michael Cera’s commitment to his tattoos and piercings– he’s not fucking around
I’m not sure exactly how fucked up/damaged Vanessa is, but I guess I won’t be surprised to see her working at Pizza Hut someday next to all the other idiots with neck tattoos- maybe Spanky can be her assistant manager?